Pickle Heaven Press-James R. Johnson

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beep, beep, beep! — December 6, 2023

beep, beep, beep!

Stress!  Stress is having your waitress ask if you prefer quinoa or basmati and you don’t know what either one is.

A greater stress, however, is to stand before the judgement seat of Christ.  Paul taught us that one day, every Christian will give an account for ourselves.  Lives that have been lived for Jesus will be rewarded (1 Corinthians 3:14)

So, this is how I see this playing out in my life.  I stand in line, for maybe several thousand years awaiting my turn. 

Finally, I am asked to step forward.  Jesus sets His gaze upon me, and He says, “Jim I’m glad to see you.  You have served me well.  Your 32 years as a pastor were well spent and those years you worked as a hospice chaplain, so appreciated.  Thank you for your service. 

For you, I have not just one, or two but three shiny crowns.  Congratulations!”

With joy and humility, I receive my reward and I take my seat in the arena with millions of others.  Maybe I’ll sit in the white-haired section with Methuselah. Together we’ll watch as the judgment event continues. 

Then Ralph and Patsy approach the throne – a sweet couple from the church that I once led as pastor.   Jesus sees them and says, “Wow, I am so pleased to see you!  Well done my good and faithful servants. Let me give you your reward.” 

And then He whistles and says, “Michael, help us out.”   So, the archangel jumps into a truck, and he begins to back it up – beep, beep, beep, beep and it stops right before Ralph and Patsy. 

The bed begins to rise.  It’s a dump truck – and out of the gate pours a river of crowns – a dump truck full of crowns.   Ralph and Patsy are buried in a pile of golden glitter.

Well, I am stunned, and then somewhat aggravated, so I say, “Uh excuse me Lord, I was a pastor and a hospice chaplain, but I only got three crowns.  What’s the deal here?” 

“Well Jim, yes you did those things.  But you were paid to be good.  Ralph and Patsy – they were good for nothing.

Do you recall my words in Luke 9:23. “If anyone wants to become my follower, he must deny himself, take up his cross daily.”

The key word there Jim, is deny.  My followers deny themselves.  They willingly make sacrifices, every day to do the will of God.  That’s what I did, and that’s what my disciples are expected to do. 

Now Jim you were paid to do ministry.  In many respects it was a job like any other.  You received your reward every two weeks, but Ralph and Patsy, they freely and continually laid down their lives purely out of their love for me and my people.  

Think about it!  They spent hours, year-after-year planning exceptional events that brought joy to my people.  But they did more than plan, they rolled up their sleeves and helped to bring them to life.  They drove the bus and set up tables and sound systems.  They decorated and came up with crazy mixers.

They loved and celebrated my people.  Every senior was important to them, and they noticed when one was absent. 

You could depend on them to be at the hospital at 5 a.m. when one of the flock was sick.  And there have been a lot of sick seniors over the years. 

They helped the needy ones with money, and did it in such a way as to not embarrass them.  Ralph even used his background in finance to help others learn how to handle their money.

And they offered their services without acclaim or financial compensation. And they persevered longer than do most pastors. So, Jim it is my joy to richly reward them now.” 

“Hmm, Hey Mr. Methuselah can I just slip by you?”  “Yes, but where are you going?” 

“I am taking my three crowns down to give to the ones who most deserve them.”

A PRAYER: Lord may personal sacrifice be the heart of all that I do for You.

This has been Jim Johnson and pickleheavenpress.com

May the grace of our Lord Jesus be with you.

giftless — July 21, 2021

giftless

It was Father’s Day and my grandchildren honored me with handmade cards and gifts.  My little grandson wanted to join in, but he wasn’t prepared, so he slipped away and used a king-sized marker to scratch out a sweetly illustrated card. 

He even enclosed a five-dollar bill.  When I opened it, I was amazed, but his brother was angry – because it was his money that was given.   I handed the five back to brother over the protests of my precious gift giver.  Then the sad little guy wrapped himself up and cried because he had nothing to give his granddad. 

His tears broke my heart and also alerted me to my own condition.  For there is a day coming when I will eagerly want to give a gift to someone that I love.  Let me explain if I may.

When we enter the Kingdom of God, we do so only by the merit of Jesus. Paul said, “For by grace you are saved through faith, and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God; it is not from works…“  (Ephesians 2:8-9)We cannot work to be saved.

But, once we have been saved, we are expected to work.  Paul went on to say that we have “been created in Christ Jesus for good works….” (v. 10)

God expects the saved to work – to love Jesus and to practice His teachings.

A worker is usually compensated with a paycheck, and the Christian is rewarded in a similar way.  Scripture speaks of “crowns” that can be earned.   

There is the crown of rejoicing (1 Thessalonians 2:19) which consists of the people we have led to Christ.  The crown of glory (1 Peter 5:1-4) is given to those who have labored to care for and disciple other Christians.  The crown of righteousness (2 Timothy 4:6-8) will be given to those who love Christ and live in the light of His return.   The crown of life is given to those who lose their life for the cause of Christ (Revelation. 2:10)                         

Jesus will one day review the life of each Christian and award these crowns accordingly.  Some of us will be receive one or more; the less faithful will be denied a crown.  (1 Corinthians 3:10-15; 2 Corinthians 5:10)

In Jesus’ day, a crown represented authority.  It is thought that those with crowns will be awarded responsibility in ruling along side Jesus in His Kingdom.  (Revelation 2:26)

Now fast forward to heaven where this scene takes place.  “Seated on those thrones were twenty-four elders. They were dressed in white clothing and had golden crowns on their heads.”  (Revelation 4:4)  

The white robes of redemption suggest that the Elders represent us, the church of the redeemed with their heads adorned by the crowns they had earned.

But then something unexpected happens as they prepare to worship. “The twenty-four elders throw themselves to the ground before the one who sits on the throne and worship the one who lives forever and ever, and they offer their crowns before his throne…”    (Revelation 4:10-11)

They wanted something to give to Jesus who had given everything for them, so they took the only thing of value that they possessed – the crowns that they had earned in this life.   

You and I will be among that group someday, there in the presence of Jesus, awed by his majesty and overwhelmed with gratitude for what He had done for us.

We will fumble around, searching the pockets of our white robes looking for a gift to give. Nothing there, however, but righteous lint. 

But what about the crowns?  Those could be offered.  Some of us will reach up, find the gift, and then gladly lay it as His feet.

Others will reach up and find only air.

I wonder if they will wrap themselves up and cry because they had nothing to give to the one they love?

A PRAYER: Lord help me to serve you well this day, so that I have something to offer You then.

Scripture references are from the NETBible ®