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the Magi Postal Service — June 3, 2026

the Magi Postal Service

Evidently, we are all very deserving.  The lawyer on the TV promises to get us the settlement we deserve.  Football great Joe Namath told us to get the healthcare benefits we deserve.  McDonalds once told us that we deserve a break today.  

The dentist tells us we merit a better smile.  We are even told that we are worthy of premium toilet paper.  

But, honestly, there are times that I don’t want what I deserve.  

The budget for the youth ministry at our church was 50% of nothing.  So, I came up with a fun fundraiser. 

I asked our church to forgo mailing their Christmas cards to each other.  Donate the postage to the youth ministry instead and let us deliver the cards.

So, the congregation brought their cards to us.  We marked them with our official Magi Postal Service stamp and then delivered them on a Saturday morning. 

But that same afternoon, I received a threatening letter from the U.S Post Office informing me that only authorized postal service employees can place mail in a mailbox.  

I was told that I had committed a federal offense and the fine was $5,000 per piece of mail and 3 years in jail.  Oh my!  We delivered over 200 cards.  I literally owed the government a million bucks and I was soon to transition from youth pastor to prison inmate.

I most definitely did not want to receive what I apparently deserved. 

This is also true with sin.  Like the postal service, God has issued a warning.  Paul wrote in Romans 3:23, “all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God”

God said, “Do not bear false witness” but we have told little white lies.  He said, “Do not steal” but we have stolen time from our employer.  God told us to love our neighbor as ourselves.  Well, that has rarely happened!   

If there is a shred of honesty in us, we would have to agree that we have sinned and have fallen short of God’s expectations for us. 

Unfortunately, there are cosmic consequences.  Paul wrote, “the wages of sin is death” – Romans 6:23.  He spoke of an eternal state of separation from God – a perpetual process of dying.   Jesus Himself referred to this hell as a place where, “the fire is not quenched” – Mark 9:48

I am thinking that a fine of 1 million bucks would be nothing compared to the terrors of hell.

Fortunately, God sent someone to pay that penalty for us.  Romans 5:8 says, “God demonstrates his own love for us in this: while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.”   

If my wife were dying of cancer, I would, if I could take that cancer from her and bear it myself so that she might live.  That’s essentially what Jesus did for us. 

Because He was a man, He was able to die, and because He was also God, His death has a divinely powerful impact.  He suffered the consequences that we earned and deserved.

But each one must decide whether to do business with God or not.  John 1:12 says, “…to all who received Him (Jesus) to those who believed in his name, He gave the right to become children of God.”  

It is the free gift of God (Romans 6:23) but it must be received.  Suppose that a postal employee showed up at your door with a package instead of a threat.

He wants you to sign for it. So, you take out your wallet, but he says, “Oh no, someone else has paid for it, you just need to sign and receive it.”  That’s how God has taken care of our sin.  We need to believe in the giver and humbly receive what He gives.

He withholds what we justly deserve, when believe in Him and receive His gift.

Why don’t you take a moment now and ask Him for that gift?

A PRAYER: Oh God, thank you for withholding what we truly deserve. 

This has been Jim Johnson and pickleheavenpress.com

May the grace of our Lord Jesus be with you

Scripture passages are taken from the NIV

pass the potato — December 25, 2024

pass the potato

My dad was a simple hardworking truck driver.  He could whip that bobtail through rush hour traffic, but he found it a little harder to navigate social circles.

He was once elected as the president of a local chapter of a fraternal organization and was honored at their annual banquet.  There were several 8 ft. tables, set end-to-end, on an elevated platform at the front, where all the big wigs were seated.  My dad and mom were proudly placed at the center.

Dinner was served which included a big baked potato.  Dad went to forcefully stab it with his fork – but launched the potato instead.   It rolled down the length of the table, end-over-end, past the other surprised diners and then off the edge.

The shepherds of ancient Israel were a lot like my dad except without the potato. 

They were simple unpretentious folk. While the folks in the city wore their stylish clothes, the shepherd was dressed in a drab tunic, topped off with an outer garment which was his coat during the day, his raincoat during a storm, and his blanket during the night.   He was on call 24 hours a day, committed to leading, feeding, protecting and healing his sheep.

He didn’t have much of a life.  He could seldom worship at the temple because his profession put him in a state of perpetual uncleanness.  He was excluded from family life, missing birthday parties and such because he had to be in the field.  His job stunk and often so did he.  It was a very monotonous way of life

Which is why the shepherds of Bethlehem were astounded when an angel sought them out and made them the first to hear of the Savior’s birth.

Luke wrote, “Now there were shepherds nearby living out in the field, keeping guard over their flock at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were absolutely terrified. But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid! Listen carefully, for I proclaim to you good news that brings great joy to all the people: Today your Savior is born in the city of David. He is Christ the Lord. This will be a sign for you: You will find a baby wrapped in strips of cloth and lying in a manger” – Luke 2:8-12.  NETBible ®

The monotony of the meadow was shattered with the appearance of this angel.   He told them that the Savior which all Israel had for so long awaited– that very Savior had just been born in nearby Bethlehem, and they were to go and greet Him.  Then to make his point a multitude of angels appeared and swirled above the bewildered shepherds singing the praises of God (2:13-14).

Those smelly servants of sheep were no longer standing outside the ballpark peeking through a knot hole.  They were on the main stage.

The shepherds followed directions.  “So they hurried off and located Mary and Joseph, and found the baby lying in a manger (2:16).

Unlike the magi, they had no expensive gifts to present.  It was only the gift of their attention that they offered to Jesus.

So why would God choose to invite only the dregs of society to the celebration of His Son’s birth? 

It could be any number of reasons.  David was a shepherd, and Jesus was the Son of David.  Or maybe it was because Jesus would one day identify Himself as the Good Shepherd.  Or perhaps it was because the shepherds of Bethlehem tended the sheep destined for sacrifice in the temple nearby and Jesus of course would become the sacrificial Lamb of God. 

Or maybe it was just because God wanted everyone to know that the simple, marginalized, disdained people of this world are most welcome to be with Jesus –  which includes people like you and me – and my dad. 

A PRAYER: Lord, may I be a faithful herald of the Gospel to the marginalized people in my community

This has been Jim Johnson and pickleheavenpress.com

May the grace of our Lord be with you always. 

Oliver After Christmas — December 26, 2023

Oliver After Christmas

Here is a video to make you laugh and think featuring Oliver Oglethorpe and his post Christmas plans.