Pickle Heaven Press-James R. Johnson

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how long can you fake it?  — April 20, 2022

how long can you fake it? 

He was gifted with a gorgeous voice that could melt a stone.  When coupled with his warm and charismatic personality – he was a highly sought entertainer.  And it didn’t hurt that his mother had named him, “Star.” 

It was in the late 60’s when he was recruited to sing for our troops, touring the USO clubs in Europe.  One small snag, however. There was only enough room for one and Star didn’t play an instrument. 

So, he recruited a friend in Nashville to record some simple guitar tracks on a compact reel-to-reel tape recorder. 

He then bought an acoustic guitar and cut out a panel in its back.  He attached hinges and made it into a trap door.

He then mounted the tape recorder inside the guitar.  He took the microphone and stretched the cord out along the back of guitar neck so that the mic was hidden behind the tuning pegs. 

There was a switch on the mic that enabled him to start and stop the tape player. 

Then Star took his altered guitar and went on tour.  He took his place on the stage each night, pretended to tune up the guitar, when in fact, he flipped on the switch to the recorder. 

The prerecorded music projected from the sound hole, as he used his hands to simulate a guitar player.   

People were so engrossed with him and his singing, they didn’t catch on to his ruse – until that one time in Germany.  He was performing on stage when the batteries in his recorder died.  Oops.

Hey, I am not making this up.  Star was my friend – a friend who faked it until his batteries ran low. 

He found a creative way to meet a practical need, but the rest of us fake it for other reasons.

“Hey how are you doing?”  “Oh, I’m fine.”  Really?  Are you fine, or just too self-conscious to talk about it? 

What about that nagging addiction?  It is eating your lunch, but you carry on at work and church like things are great.  Even your family is in the dark.

Your kids seem to demand more than you can deliver.  But you put on the supermom persona until 9:00 pm each night – when you finally crash. 

So how long can you fake it? 

The apostle Paul was in a tough spot, beset by what he called a “thorn in the flesh.”  This metaphorical thorn caused him pain and hindered him from doing the things he needed to do. 

So, he prayed and prayed that the Lord would remove the problem. 

The Lord answered in this way, “My grace is enough for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.” So then, I will boast most gladly about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may reside in me. 10 Therefore I am content with weaknesses, with insults, with troubles, with persecutions and difficulties for the sake of Christ, for whenever I am weak, then I am strong.”   – 2 Corinthians 12:9-10   NETBible ®

There are two things that we fakers need to glean from this: 

1) Paul was transparent about his problems.  He revealed to the Corinthians then, and to us for the last 2,000 years – that he was a weakened man.  The powerful apostle was in fact pitifully weak. 

2) He chose, therefore, to rely on the Lord and His power reserves in order to carry on.  And the Lord stepped in.  Paul lived 11 more years after writing 2 Corinthians, and they were active, productive and fruitful years in spite of the thorn.

But here’s the thing – you can’t have one without the other.  When we pretend to have it all together, the Lord stands by with his arms crossed and says, “Oh really – show me.” 

But, when we are honest with ourselves and God about our insufficiency – then He says, “OK let me help.”

It’s time to get real.  Do it before your batteries run out!

A PRAYER: Lord, we need you – every hour we need you!

This has been Jim Johnson and pickleheavenpress.

May the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you.

shaping their reality — June 14, 2021

shaping their reality

As a hospice chaplain I visit folks in health care facilities where I am still required to wear a face mask. 

Mine is bright orange, patterned with small tongues of fire.  It is noticed, especially in the unit where my friends are memory impaired.

One resident throws a fit whenever she sees me, “Take that off! Why do you wear that thing?” I tell her, “My boss makes me wear it, cause I’m so ugly.”

The other day, however, I encountered a resident who was impressed.  She looked at my mask and said, “I really like your beard.”   I said, “Oh – well OK – thank you!”

They both looked at the same masked face. One was repulsed and the other delighted.  

Beauty really is in the eyes of the beholder.   But what we see in others, is often controlled by our own skewed perception rather than what is actually true.  I mean if we are looking through a pair of green sun-glasses – everybody is going to look green. 

And though our perceptions of others may not be true to reality, they can reshape their reality. 

There was once a baby boy who was dubbed Barnabas, which means son of encouragement.   His parents gave him a name that would shape his character.

He lived up to their expectations.  According to Acts 4 the man was saddened by the needs of the poor.  So, he sold his land and donated the money to help (Acts 4:36)   The rich guy elevated and encouraged those poor folk! 

Saul, the reviled persecutor of the church, needed the acceptance of the church.  The new convert was already preaching his heart out.  The apostles were understandably skeptical.  Barnabas, on the other hand, refused to let the past petrify his perception.  He believed in the new Saul and used his influence with the church.  (Acts 9:27-28)

Barnabas even decided that Paul (formerly Saul) had great ministry potential and personally mentored him for over a year.  Acts 11:22-26)

Soon after, Barnabas and Paul were sent out on the first ever missionary journey.  They took along a third man to mentor.  But the work was tough, and Mark was young.  He deserted the team to go home to momma.

A second mission trip was scheduled but there was trouble according to Acts 15:36-40, “After some days Paul said to Barnabas, “Let’s return and visit the brothers in every town where we proclaimed the word of the Lord to see how they are doing.” 37 Barnabas wanted to bring John called Mark along with them too, 38 but Paul insisted that they should not take along this one who had left them in Pamphylia and had not accompanied them in the work. 39 They had a sharp disagreement, so much so, that they parted company. Barnabas took along Mark and sailed away to Cyprus, 40 but Paul chose Silas and set out, commended to the grace of the Lord by the brothers and sisters.”

Paul had been mentored by the son of encouragement, but he evidently missed the encouragement lesson.  He perceived Mark as an untrustworthy loser – not worth the risk.  Barnabas saw him as a kid who made a mistake but had great potential and needed a second chance. 

The two titans argued.  If Mark was present for the clash, his ego must have bobbed like a cork on an angry lake.

The rock band disbanded over the issue.  Paul went one way with Silas, and Barnabas took Mark, just as he had once done with Paul.

Barnabas evidently did his thing because Mark grew into the man that Barnabas perceived him to be.   Even Paul eventually appreciated the change.  Ten years later he wrote, “Get Mark and bring him with you because he is a great help to me in ministry.”  (2 Tim 4:11)

And then that former loser Mark, went on to pen the earliest of the four Gospels.  Thank you, Barnabas, for seeing what Paul could not. 

So, when you look at your kid, do you see the promised land or a waste land?  Do you treat your spouse as a winner or a wiener?  Does your boss sense your respect or your revulsion?  Do you cause your elderly parents to feel like burdens or blessings? 

Whether we like it or not we are actively shaping the people around us.

A PRAYER: Lord help me to see what You see when I look at others – and to treat them accordingly.

Scripture references are from the NETBible ®