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thrift store saints — November 25, 2025

thrift store saints

Our favorite family entertainment takes place at a thrift store.  A grandson decided he would embarrass me at such a store. He would bring to me various absurd items – like a woman’s bra for instance – and then ask in a loud voice in front of witnesses.  Hey Papaw, do you need another one of these?”  I say, “Nah I’ve got plenty.”      

Later he brought me a pair of kid’s underpants – emblazoned with cartoons. The twelve-year old said, “Hey Papaw, do you want these?”  I shook my head no.  He was halfway back to returning them when I yelled out so that all could hear, “OK son, if you really want those underwear, I’ll buy them for you.”

I believe we could have sat him down on the shelf with the other red items. 

At another time, it was the last day of a rummage sale – whatever you could stuff in a brown paper bag – all for five bucks.  My wife was an eager shopper.  So my older grandson and I would covertly slip bizarre items into her bag.  We laughed and giggled and had the best time. 

When we got home, my wife unpacked the bag and found things like a useless old TV remote, a deluxe Jello cookbook (we don’t eat Jello).  There was even a very large lead weight on a chain.  

She had all that craziness spread out on a bed.  After a good laugh, I went to collect it to ship it off to another thrift store, but she told me “No, no I am keeping all that stuff.”  And she did.  It took her a while, but she ended up finding uses for most of it. (except the Jello cookbook)

This reminds me of Jesus.  He entered this world with the intention of “seeking and saving the lost” (Luke 19:10).  What He found was a musty, thrift-store setting – a random selection of discarded and very used, mostly broken people.

The apostle Paul gave us a sample list of what He found.  He included those who were sexually immoral, thieves, the greedy, drunkards, those who are verbally abusive and even swindlers.  But then he wrote, “Some of you once lived this way. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God” – 1 Corinthians 6:11. NETBible ®

One of the first things my wife does with thrift-store purchases is to wash them when we get home.  Exactly what Jesus did. He washed the stink and stigma away.

I know many of these once broken people.  There was the man who faked his way through church every Sunday but was hooked on meth.  He finally met Jesus and said goodbye to his addiction. 

Another man – very successful in business, but a serial offender when it came to infidelity.  He ended up without a family, homeless, addicted and finally incarcerated.  On the way to his cell, he came to Christ.  When he was released, he went back to the streets to reach the hopelessly broken for Jesus.

There was the woman at the well in the Bible.  She went through a parade of men looking for real love.  The parade ended when she met Jesus. 

I had a good friend who had been a raging alcoholic, who was daily destroying his family of three until He met Jesus.  He then began to literally carry a wooden cross around the world to bring attention to the message of Christ.   

I broke so many laws in my teenage years, that they should have sent me to jail for a long time.  But Jesus ended up doing for me what the legal system could have never done. 

Jesus strolled through the aisles of this world finding the used, broken and discarded, redeeming us, and giving us a fresh purpose in his house.  And like my wife, there’s no way He would ever part with His crazy collection of thrift store saints. 

A PRAYER: Lord, thank you for removing the stink and the stigma from us.

This has been Jim Johnson and pickleheavenpress.com

May the grace of our Lord Jesus be with you.

sort of… — May 11, 2022

sort of…

My wife and I went thrifting while on vacation.  I browsed the books looking for a treasured tome.  

The store had gone to the trouble of sorting the books.  But they were sorted, not by author, nor were they alphabetized.  They were not arranged according to genre nor were the hardbacks separated from the paperbacks.   They were arranged according to color. 

The blues were bunched, and the greens were grouped and so on.  BUT – who buys a book by its color?

Do the envious look for green books?  Do those in debt seek the red ones? Do the cowardly search for the yellow and the loyal look for true blue books?  Do singles seek little black books? 

This was a dilemma for me for multiple reasons.  I am somewhat color blind.

It made me wonder though.  Does God have a sifting method for humanity?  We do.  Too often we rudely catalog people according to race, sex, ethnic origin and so on.

But if God were to ever sort us all out – how might we be classified?

Would He sort us by height?  No!  He gave the key to the Kingdom of Israel to tall Saul and the key to the Kingdom of God to short Zacchaeus.  Height didn’t make a difference to God. 

Would He favor the popular?  No way! Jesus said, “Blessed are the meek…” – Matthew 6:5

Certainly, the strong would stand out in God’s sorting system!  But no.  In fact, Paul argued that God prefers to work through a person’s weakness. – 2 Corinthians 12:9-10.

What about our girth.  Is that a weighty matter to God?  It can’t be – He saved me!

Okay but what about appearance?  Kids often cruelly categorize others based on appearance.  Will God do that as well?

If He did Jesus would be at the end of line because the prophet Isaiah described Him as having “no special appearance” – Isaiah 53:2.   This is good because I grew up thinking my middle name was “homely.”

And you can forget about race, ethnic origin, economic status, and sex.  God won’t be discriminating based on any of those factors.  “There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female—for all of you are one in Christ Jesus.”  – Galatians 3:28

There is only one factor that God will use when He one day is required to sort out humanity.   

Jesus said, “For this is the way God loved the world: He gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life.” – John 3:16   In the end there will be only two bins of people – those who have believed in Jesus and looked to Him to wash them from their sin.  And there will be those who haven’t.

The future for one is eternal life, the other is to perish.

Jesus continued, “For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world should be saved through him. (17)

This tells me that God is not willing that any should perish.  He sent Jesus not to scorch us, but to save us. 

We tend to sort out people according to factors over which they have no control.  God will sort them based on the choice they make. 

It’s either one or the other.  Your religion is immaterial.  Your denomination is irrelevant.  You might even choose to punt and maintain that there is no God – which doesn’t really matter if indeed God truly exists. 

What will matter in the end is what you do with Jesus.

So – what will you do with Jesus? 

A prayer:  Lord I wasted the first 19 years of my life without You.  Please don’t let others wait that long. 

This has been Jim Johnson and pickleheavenpress.com

May the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you.

Scripture passages are from the NETBible ®

taking a (music) stand — May 6, 2022

taking a (music) stand

I might buy anything of value that I find in a second-hand store (except maybe a toothbrush) 

I was recently sifting through the discards amidst the musty mess when I found the bottom-half of a music stand.  It was priced at $1.99.  I was interested, but it was only half of the item, so I let it be.  A minute later I found the upper half, but I was surprised to see that it was priced at $3.99.

They obviously belonged with each other, so I took them to the cashier and asked her which price she would ask?  She told me they had to be sold separately.  The total was $5.98.

Surely, she was confused.  I explained that I was a musician and had vast experience with music stands and I have always found that the top without the bottom was useless and vice versa.  They needed to be sold as one. 

Well, I guess she thought it was Custer’s last (music) stand, cause she wouldn’t budge.  So, I passed. 

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One without the other doesn’t work!  This is also true of grace and truth. 

Truth refers to the objective standard of behavior to which God calls all people.   Grace refers to the help that God gives to enable us to meet that standard.

He has always been a God of both.  Think back to the top of mount Sinai where Moses heard these words, “The Lord God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth.”  – Exodus 34:6- KJV

Here the words “gracious” and “truth” are descriptive of God. 

Of course, it was at Sinai that God gave us the Ten Commandments to guide our hearts and deeds.  But people back then found it difficult to live by the Law.  In their frustration they assumed that God was full of heartless and hopeless demands.

The Pharisees of the first century, exaggerated this misunderstanding.  They presented a God that nobody liked, and everyone feared.   

But then Jesus came along.  John 1:14 says, “Now the Word became flesh and took up residence among us. We saw his glory—the glory of the one and only, full of grace and truth…”  NET Bible ®

The Son of God took on flesh to correct those misperceptions.  Grace and truth were packaged in Him and found in perfect balance.

Think back to that day in the temple when Jesus looked upon the woman caught in adultery.  (John 8) He invited her critics to stone her, at least the ones who were without sin.  That was the true consequence of adultery.  But her accusers all walked away leaving the woman unscathed, and to her Jesus said, “Go and sin no more.”  That was His grace.

Only Jesus could condemn sin based on truth, and then pay the penalty of that sin Himself out of His grace.  

Without truth, we have no way of understanding what God expects of us.  Without His grace we have no way of meeting His expectations.    

A world of grace without truth – would be a meaningless mush – permissive chaos and a ticket to hell.  A world of truth without grace would be unforgiving and hostile and repulsive.

Some of us are all about truth at the expense of grace.  We use truth to steamroll those that disagree with us and to control and often exacerbate our kids.  We use it as a tool with which to judge and condemn others. 

Some of us are all about grace at the expense of truth.  We tend to be accommodating people pleasers.  We easily compromise because it doesn’t matter to us.  We might use grace as an excuse to allow our kids to go undisciplined.

Some things like grace and truth have got to be packaged together.  And don’t let the cashier at the thrift store tell you any different. 

A PRAYER: Jesus, help me to mirror the balance of grace and truth that you have

This has been Jim Johnson with pickleheavenpress.com

May the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you.