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past tents — April 22, 2026

past tents

This is not a lecture on verbs, but rather a sad tale of famous tent fails. 

There was the time I bought a used army tent.  It was nice and roomy, but it poured on our first outing, and we suffered several scenic waterfalls from the comfort of our sleeping bags.

Then there was the time I unpacked our tent and was overcome with a stench that took my breath away.  The tent was packed away the last time we used it, while it was still damp.   Monstrous mold and mildew became its new residents.

Most memorable was the fall trip we made to Arkansas.  A fierce storm blew in that night.  We were cowering in our sleeping bags, praying that the branches above us would remain on the trees. 

That’s when a humongous gust of wind collapsed the soaking tent upon us.  It grabbed us as we groped our way out.

All of our clothes and sleepings bags were left underwater in the tent, so we sat in our soggy pajamas, in the car, and shivered the rest of the night. 

Tents can mean trouble, which is why the apostle Paul compared the human body to a tent. In 2 Corinthians 5:1 he wrote, “For we know that if our earthly house, the tent we live in, is dismantled, we have a building from God.”

Why would Paul compare our bodies to tents?  Well, a tent is a temporary dwelling – not designed for the long haul.  A tent offers very little protection to the one who lives in it and a tent quickly deteriorates – it fades, and tears, and leaks and rips.

That’s exactly the way that Paul described our bodies – as being progressively dismantled.  And don’t I know it.  At this stage of life, I feel like I am playing health issue Wack-a-mole.  Smack one malady down and another one pops up somewhere else.

And this is something to groan about says Paul, “For in this earthly house we groan, because we desire to put on our heavenly dwelling, if indeed, after we have put on our heavenly house, we will not be found naked. For we groan while we are in this tent, since we are weighed down, because we do not want to be unclothed, but clothed, so that what is mortal may be swallowed up by life. – 5:2-4

But one day we will trade up.  Verse 1 reminds us that “we have a building from God, a house not built by human hands, that is eternal in the heavens.”

Here Paul described the resurrection body that is to be given to all who belong to Christ. He compared it to a building – a dwelling far more durable and comfortable than a tent.

We usually enjoyed our camping outings, but after a couple days, we were really glad to tear the tent down and head for home.

This eternal dwelling is guaranteed to those who know Him.  Paul wrote, “Now the one who prepared us for this very purpose is God, who gave us the Spirit as a down payment.” – 5:5

When we came to faith in Christ, the Holy Spirit came to indwell us.  He took up residence within us.  Paul calls this arrangement a “down-payment”- a security deposit. It means that God will deliver on the promise of our new eternal home in the heaven. 

A diamond engagement ring on the hand of a woman is a pledge of the marriage to come.  In the same way, God places His eternal Spirit in us, as a token of His love and commitment.  

So, this is great news.  Though my ratty tent-of-a-body is discombobulating, my durable, eternal, blissful home is waiting for occupancy.  Then I will have a face without wrinkles and an elbow without pain. I’ll have a brain that won’t be clouded with confusion.   Great things are ahead!

I think I’ll celebrate by giving up tent camping for good.

A PRAYER: Lord hold us together until that time we behold You

This has been Jim Johnson and pickleheavenpress.com

May the grace of our Lord Jesus be with you always

Scripture passages are from the NETBible®

breaking camp — June 24, 2020

breaking camp

It is summer and a great time to go camping, unless you live in Texas, where the heat can approach the outer limits of hell. 

Summer camping elsewhere is usually fun.  My wife and I just returned from an outing, where a fresh cool breeze wafted through our camper each night.  We had lots of relaxing time with the Lord and each other.  (that’s what happens when you leave the grandkids behind) 

Of course, some trips are not so relaxing.  My extended family did a big outing once.   Pretty memorable.  It started with a rampage of ground hornets who had been aggravated by a lawnmower.  My grandson sustained several stings. 

Later that evening my granddaughter spied a night intruder.  In a trembly voice she cried, “a snake!”   My son ground the baby copperhead to pieces.  But nature got him back the next day, when a squirrel in a tree relieved himself on my boy’s head.   The next morning, there was a loud ominous crack in a tree which dropped a massive limb barely behind us.

Then there were the honeybees that sought out my sweet daughter, and there was the earsplitting industrial hum that came from the power plant across the lake.  Actually, it was better for sleeping than white noise.  All that in one outing.  Fun!

I love to camp but I must admit that my favorite part is going home.  Roughing it is great for a time – a short time.  A human burrito sleeping bag is OK for a night and a charred hot dog is good once a year.  But there is nothing like packing up and going home.  

I suspect that is why Paul used a camping word to capture the way we go to heaven.  In Philippians 1 we find him conflicted wanting to continue his work on earth while longing for the comforts of his heavenly home. 

He wrote, “For to me, living is Christ and dying is gain. 22 Now if I am to go on living in the body, this will mean productive work for me, yet I don’t know which I prefer: 23 I feel torn between the two, because I have a desire to depart and be with Christ, which is better by far, 24 but it is more vital for your sake that I remain in the body.”  NET Bible ®

Did he really say that – “dying is gain?”   

He believed that dying is a departure from this life and a move on to heaven.  The word depart (verse 23) was actually a camping term in Paul’s day.  It was used to describe an army that was breaking down their tents and moving out. 

In 2 Corinthians 5:1-5 Paul reminds us that our bodies are like tents – designed for a temporary stay – flimsy, tattered, and insufficient for the long haul.   Paul was ready to pack up his ratty tent and trade it in for the eternal home that Jesus had prepared for him.  (John 14:1-3)

The word depart was exceptionally colorful. Not only was it used of camping, it was also a nautical word descriptive of a ship that was being loosed from her moorings.  

In a similar way, we are moored to the pier of a place that is not our home.  It feels somewhat secure to be tied here, but the longer we remain, the longer we postpone the joys of being where we really belong. Death is the process of casting off the restraining ropes and sailing home.

Depart was also a legal term used to describe the release of someone from prison.  I think of some of the folks I care for as hospice chaplain.  Their health has declined and has imprisoned them in bodies to where they can’t even escape their bed.  For them death, becomes a benevolent liberator.

The word was also used with livestock.  It described the process of unyoking oxen.  They say a team of 2 oxen can pull about 12,000-13,000 pounds of weight.  That’s incredible. 

After a hard days work, I bet those beasts were relieved to have that heavy yoke removed.  Death does the same for us.  It relieves us of the backbreaking responsibilities of this life. 

All of us will face the prospect of death eventually.  When we belong to Christ, death can be regarded as more of a friend than a foe. 

It enables us to trade in our temporal tent for an eternal home.  It loosens the ropes that bind us to the dock of this life.  It releases us from the circumstances that imprison us and it relieves us of our burdensome yoke to give us rest. 

Paul makes a great argument for breaking camp.  I am looking forward to it.